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in life, there are 4 things u cnt get back...
the stone, after the throw
the word, after it's said
the action, after it's done
and the time, after it's has passed
so be careful of what u throw,
of what u speak, of what u do, and
of what u let pass by

everything uv done will become someone else's memory,
d person might forget the exact words u said but there's no
way to make the forget the way u made them feel

faith is to believe what you do not see,the reward for this faith is to see what you believe..
--st. augustine

life is an echo:what you send out you get back;what you give, you receieve
when you bring out the best in others, you bring out the best in yourself

always remember lyf is never without a problem, never without difficulty,never without hurtful moments, but never without God to lean on!

dati, hindi lahat ng lalaki ay gwapo
ngayon, hind lahat ng gwapo ay lalaki

thought peace!!!
..is very important in our lives
..cause without thought peace
unsaon n lng pag thought brass!!!

a man died n went str8 2 heaven
he noticd many clocks hangin' round
man:wat r dos clocks 4?
st. peter: dos r clocks of lies.wen a person lies, d hands of hs/her clock moves.luk at ds 1, ds s mother theresa's clock, it nvr moved, it mins she ddnt tel any lies.ds 1 is abraham lincoln's, it only movd twice
man: remarkable! but wers pres. gloria arroyo's clock?
st. peter: its in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan!tindi!

experience is the worst teacher. it always gives test first and the instuction afterwards

GOD is like a star not too close to burn us...not to far to leave us in darkness but near enough to guide us on our way...

Ms. Gay introductions...
gutom ako, gutom kayo, gutom tahong lahat! HUNGARY!
ola viola kaserola tinola sarangola arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!
boom!kabum!kablam! AFGHANISTAN!
malay mo, malay niya, malay nating lahat! MALAYSIA!
baha dun,baha dito,baha sa buong mundo BAHAMAS!
hindi sa akin, hindi sayo kanino siya? KENYA!
one way, two way, there's no other way! NORWAY!
sing ka na, sing ka pa, ilabas ang magic sing! SINGAPORE!
mula sa lupaing kulang sa bigas, sang damakmak na mandurugas! PILIPINAS!

muslim: barato relo, water resistant!
buyer:pwd testingan?
m:cge,ibutang sa tubig.
b:wla na lagi nituyok ang relo?
m:automatic na nga relo...ni utong nah sya!

pedro: miss, palit ko bolpen
miss: sori sir, wla mi bolpen baligya
pedro:(suko nga nigawas sa tindahan) My God! PENshoppe walay bolpen?! halerr!!

the brain of shitty people have two sides...
the left side where there is nothing right, and the right side where there is nothing left.
patheticness!!!

isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si inday...
amo: inday! bumalik ka rin. bakit?
inday: i care about my job sir...i care about you...

a cute story:
lolo and lola nagsabot irecall ang ilang first meeting 50 years ago to make it yesterday once more...lolo waited in the river with flowers but walai lola niabot. pag-uli ni lolo tua ra sa bed naghigda gakos ang unlan.lolo suko,gilabay ang flowers sa floor, "nganung wla ka motunga sa atng sabot?" lola gicoveran ang face sa unlan ug gapa-shy nga nitubag,"wa man gud ko tugti ni mama".charing!

wen someone tells you bad words...smile
wen someone tells you lies...smile
wen someone slaps your face...smile
then dunggaba pra patay daun! abuso na! then....smile

sa buhay ko daming dumaan...problem,pagsubok,kawalan...
pero ng dumaan ka,katawa ko kay imung pahumot, EFFICASCENT!garaa nimo oi...